Women are from Venus, Men are from Hell

Pardon me about the title. But that's the exact totle of this book i got off the library shelf. Consists of interesting quotes i mut say. Can't help but to list a few.


If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
-Cynthia Heimel


Few men are happy saying, "I don't know." They prefer, "That's not what's important here."
-Anonymous


The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.
-Ladies Home Journal (1947)


Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's our only joke. Every women knows that.
-Sir J.M. Barrie, What Every Women Knows


It's a man's world, but women are running it, secretly.
-Cheri Oteri


I'm not denyin' the women are follish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot, Adam Bede (1859)


I love the male body, it's better designed than the male mind.
-Andrea Newman, Today (Sept. 1988)


Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation. Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this?"
-Anonymous


This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: "Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?" Like he can't go over and lift up that sofa cushion himself.
-Roseanne


I hate women because they always know where things are.
-James Thurber

i can't stand it! i really cannot stand this! i REALLY cannot stand this ANYMORE!!


What? What? What happened?


Channel U's showing lousy movies again at midnight. Like really lousy cheapskate movies filmed at least a decade ago. But what can i do but to endure, ta-han this long ordeal, lest to stare into space, this cold silent night. But i have to say that yesterday's movie was much better. A hongkong movie filmed with an artistic touch that leaves me pondering. Hmmm. Maybe i should start fasting and praying for better movies to be shown.



it takes 2 hands to clap.

registered for nus and ntu. not for 'A's, though. Figured that if i can't get into uni, i'll go poly. Haha. tp law and management.. or np mass com.. Anw, to vent some frustrations, the ntu application form is SO troublesome. And since i applied for teaching as one of my choices, i gotta fill in another application form for moe. I feel my life wasting away filling in those application forms.


did a mini finance planning for myself. realised that i'm broke. haha. sigh. looks like i'm really a spoilt brat trying to be independent. All my friends from ny are working; either they want to, or they have to(NS)... But at least they're working. I'm the only one who has 24 hrs on hand everyday and my biggest worry every sunday is how to spend my time. haha. Sigh.

Hah. Recently i got this sudden urge to wanna have a baby.. haha. Seems ridiculous, but i adore the feeling of having a life grow within you. That i can place my hand on my tummy, feel its presence, call it my flesh and blood. Hmmm. But i have to get married first right? Haha.


Think mediacorp should invest in better movies to be shown at night, for people who can't sleep, like me. On tv now is some stupid ghost movie filmed on ultra-tight budget. Stupid for the fact that they filmed everything in broad daylight. Whoever sees ghost in the morning? Ultra-tight budget for the fact that the lead actor is a fat hairy man for whom the lead ghost actually killed herself over. And the blood she died in is orange in colour. Er. Huh? Hope there'll be CSI later at 230am. Lalalah.


Anyone has a cure for insomnia?

haha. can't believe what me, debbie, daniel, and wynnie did today. haha. We met up for dinner, a simple casual dinner at some foodcourt in toa payoh. And since daniel's got his aunt's car with him, we decided to go for a ride... and we went all the way to east coast (my new hideout place), and we just sat around and stone. And i started boozing around. Daniel was so shocked and worried. Haha. Look at his face man. He's concerned. But it's really nothing, something i tried to assure him over and over again. Somehow debbie got influenced by me. Haha. we'll booze around next time. Then daniel sent us home one by one. Reached home at 12 plus. Haha. We have a night life as well.. haha, if you considering stoning as part of your life.


Though daniel's in ywam now, his spirit still lingers. haha.

a tribute to daniel.


hah. this brother is going over to the ywam group officially. Have been working with him in the same core team for 2 years already. Dun be fooled by his appearance, he can be really crappy and lame. A very caring brother, always makes sure that the sisters get home safe when it's getting late. A worded brother, never fails to speak the truth into our lives whenever he senses that something we're doing aren't according to the word. May you continue to excel in the ywam group. :) Shall continue to bother you when you have cg in rc on sun. Haha.

thanks everybody who celebrated my bday for me, gave me presents, or wished me happy bday. really appreciate it. :)

i am a flower quickly fading
here today and gone tomorrow


Went to watch Robots with daniel and wynnie yesterday. The show is super funny!! Haha, laughed all the way from the start till the end. Saw Andy in the cinema, yes, IN the threatre itself where it's all pitch dark. So weird. Den there's this lil boy around 7 years of age with his daddy. The boy was telling his dad off cuz he kept eating the snacks and they're finishing before the show starts.. Haha, he is so CUTE!! Haha, what if my children next time turn out to be very ugly? haha. Lousy genes, what to do?


Went for the LBS interview which din turn out as well as i thought it would. Give thanks and have faith..


This is a combination of jazz and funk... called junk.

got my pay today. :) And i wanna thank eelee, wynnie, and dante for providing for me and making sure that i din die of hunger this week. THANKS!!

Guess wad? Lifebookshop called me up for interview tml!! :D Haha. hope i'll be able to get the job. Will be registering for nus later. Hah. Everything is going so smoothly for me i feel so blessed by God. (Usually when i say this sth will happen..) *crosses my fingers and toes* Shall determine to save and not spend unnecessarily.

It's been some time since i last sat with someone feeling so at ease with the company of a confidant, and see how hours pass like mins. Though i still can't open up my heart to you, yet. Hah. Really hope that we won't lose contact. By the grace of God. Haha.

jesse is a happy girl today. hee. shan't tell you why. anyway, got back my results.. expected lah, got b3 for gp, b for math (act expected an A tho), and d for chem and bio. Haha. Quite bad lah, but never really study mah, so quite happy that i act managed a full cert. Haha. Shall go try fass in nus, but really considering about retaking. Dun wanna enter uni with this kinda results.


stupid me crashed my feet against a computer cutting my toe. pathetic me. and i still haven't got my pay. !?! it's been 1 week already. come next week i can get another 100+, i think. Come to think of it, i've been broke for 1 week already and i din die of hunger. Haha, thank God. Hee. Thank you for always initiating to provide for me as well, tho i said i'll support you.. haha.


tv's showing some ultra crappy and ancient kongfu movie. -_-"

Din go for NT survey class today. Too tired lah. Not enough sleep for the past few days, den accumulate until quite jialat. Had a great sleep last night. But think the teacher covered quite alot today. Hmm. Gotta do the 1000 word assignment.. it's due next wed!!


Was great sharing with my girls about girl problems. Let's keep to our pact and not let any guy come into our way with God. :) Ate and drank quite alot just now. My tummy is so big!! Haha. Like pregnant liddat. Nothing to say liao.

Roses are red
Violets are black
Why is your chest
As flat as your back?


haha. Dun use that poem on me yea? Bahs. Just got a comment today that i can go open changi airport terminal 3 & 4. Bahs. Got so many things to do. And it's getting late. I'll be so sleepy tml. Been looking through past poems i wrote. Amazed and amused. Haha. Here's something i really like personally..


Life.
Is a cunt
Watch out O lil child
Cuz' there's nothing
They can't


It twists and turns
With all it's wit and might
There's evil lurking 'round every corner
So stay alert
Lest thee fall prey


Take heart my child
There's love out there
still, though mild
So keep thy heart
Pure as rain
Though like tears it falls
Yet like crystals it's pure

i can't sleep. and you know why. it's okay, i still love you alot. ;P Haha, still rmb wad i said today, "Life was normal, until you came along.." Sometimes i wanna be you. Take your place face the world. Free you from this life.


i'm very hungry now, but i ate alot today already.. My appetite's starting to go back to normal now that i quit my job.. Guess my weight will too. :( Dun care. Shall go eat shun kuey.


Am eating shun kuay now. :)


Sometimes I feel like crying
Laying down and dying
That's when I need you
Laughing's always easy but sometimes I'm just scared you'll leave me
That's when I feel emotional