Women are from Venus, Men are from Hell

Pardon me about the title. But that's the exact totle of this book i got off the library shelf. Consists of interesting quotes i mut say. Can't help but to list a few.


If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
-Cynthia Heimel


Few men are happy saying, "I don't know." They prefer, "That's not what's important here."
-Anonymous


The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.
-Ladies Home Journal (1947)


Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's our only joke. Every women knows that.
-Sir J.M. Barrie, What Every Women Knows


It's a man's world, but women are running it, secretly.
-Cheri Oteri


I'm not denyin' the women are follish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot, Adam Bede (1859)


I love the male body, it's better designed than the male mind.
-Andrea Newman, Today (Sept. 1988)


Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation. Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this?"
-Anonymous


This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: "Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?" Like he can't go over and lift up that sofa cushion himself.
-Roseanne


I hate women because they always know where things are.
-James Thurber